| math test: | a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie |
| history test: | the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs |
| literature test: | explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple" |
| physics tests: | The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light. |
in school
| me: | can we not |
| me: | how about no |
| me: | i cant |
| me: | i quit |
| me: | we never learned this |
| me: | WALK FUCKING FASTER BEFORE I FUCKING HURT YOU |
| me: | ew stop talking |
| me: | whats the date |
| me: | is it friday yet |
